"Lemme get this straight: we broke up and two days later you’re gonna change your Facebook status to "in a relationship"? Now you’re posting new Instagram pictures, new Facebook profile picture, with some ratchet hoe? Okay, lemme break this down for you: that girl, that took you two days to get, isn’t going to be even HALF the woman it took you a months to obtain. So have fun with Miss. Polly Pocket and your basic self *tssssss*. All my men and ladies can I get an amen? Churrrrch ~"
Are you telling me that you having a boyfriend feels better than a new pair of shoes? Don’t be ridiculous!
Uh because shoes.. let me walk all over them. And they never talk back to me. And they’re fabulous and stylish. And not to be stereotypical, but if I had a man who was fabulous and stylish, chances are he’d be gay - which is why I love my shoes, because no matter how many times they come outta the closet, they still gonna love me.