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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph, via giggling-moriarty)

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via shokkuwebu)

papagreglestrade:

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

Working in retail in a nutshell

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supernayru:

roses are red

sonic is blue

sonic is fast

sonic is fast

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toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time

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electromas:

naming your art files like

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askthefemaleeren:

like-an-icy-blast:

reachfortheflowers:

anigrrrl2:

askthefemaleeren:

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As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

As the straight daughter of a gay man, it sickens me that some people will keep scrolling. 

As a straight girl with a basic understanding of equality and love, it also sickens me that people will keep scrolling.

As a straight Christian woman, I pray that people will not scroll past this. Love, not judge.

I’m re-reblogging for that last one.

(Source: paulescalante, via giggling-moriarty)

fancycake:

mama

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mama??

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MAMA!!!1

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hi

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elikaruna:

nursebranson:

So I went to the markets today and saw this from a distance

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and I was immediately like “OH GOD IT’S SO PRETTY I MUST OWN IT”

and then when I got closer

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HARRY POTTER

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(Source: angryabouttelevision, via giggling-moriarty)

bluetardiseyes:

anotherbathroomoccupied:

hey-its-nine:

down-2mars:

Does anyone else see what’s wrong with this picture?

oh shit

Ohhhhhhh

no wonder hes sad

bluetardiseyes:

anotherbathroomoccupied:

hey-its-nine:

down-2mars:

Does anyone else see what’s wrong with this picture?

oh shit

Ohhhhhhh

no wonder hes sad

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sarah-the-artiste:

mrsmarymorstan:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

simonsayspegg:

unelanabolvangar:

can we just agree that hermione doesn’t give two shits about throwing rocks in the water. she knows exactly what she’s doing bless her

nO BUT
FLICK
HE LITERALLY JUST TAUGHT HER WHAT SHE TAUGHT HIM IN THE FIRST BOOK
YO
SWISH AND FLICK
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING

[SCREAMS OUT LOUD]

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OH MY GOD

(Source: exeters, via giggling-moriarty)