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I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

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you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

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god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

I love Gordon Ramsey cause he’s honest. If you can cook, he’ll say why it’s good and how to improve, if you can’t cook he’ll show you how, if you say you can cook and you can’t he’ll teach you not to be a fucking liar.

i have newfound respect for this man.

I love this and the whole season that the other nice Ramsey image comes from. When you look at it, one side is him doing his job. The other is a humble, and patient person who cares about food and others.

i love this guy. tbh yeah he is harsh (though im betting a lot of it on the American shows is due to producers trying to up the drama, if you watch the british versions he’s much more subdued) but he is the most harsh to people who are liars or who are not taking the blame for the things they’ve done wrong and making excuses. if you genuinely want to improve and learn to cook and are passionate about it, he will teach you (like he’s doing to these kids)

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Omfg "talk about" is a lot cuter than ask me

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
2: Talk about your first kiss.
3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
14: Talk about a vacation.
15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
22: Talk about your worst fear.
23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
28: Talk about your fetishes.
29: Talk about what turns you on.
30: Talk about what turns you off.
31: Talk about what you think death is like.
32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
40: Talk about the end of something in your life.




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( here you go love !!! this was so super duper fun aaah i love color pallets )

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( pete’s hair is a difficult thing. )

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"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

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When you make a new best friend


When you make a new best friend

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Galaxies forming along filaments, like droplets along the strands of a spider’s web by Tomas Saraceno


Galaxies forming along filaments, like droplets along the strands of a spider’s web by Tomas Saraceno

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playing online multiplayer with someone and kicking ass then getting a message saying ‘thanks man’


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The adventures of Fluffy Goat in Xiahe, China.

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