Martini Dry Cocktail Scars Will Heal Soon
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"Lemme get this straight: we broke up and two days later you’re gonna change your Facebook status to "in a relationship"? Now you’re posting new Instagram pictures, new Facebook profile picture, with some ratchet hoe? Okay, lemme break this down for you: that girl, that took you two days to get, isn’t going to be even HALF the woman it took you a months to obtain. So have fun with Miss. Polly Pocket and your basic self *tssssss*. All my men and ladies can I get an amen? Churrrrch ~"
- Superwoman [Lily Singh] (via chachithedoughnut)
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Are you telling me that you having a boyfriend feels better than a new pair of shoes? Don’t be ridiculous!

Uh because shoes.. let me walk all over them. And they never talk back to me. And they’re fabulous and stylish. And not to be stereotypical, but if I had a man who was fabulous and stylish, chances are he’d be gay - which is why I love my shoes, because no matter how many times they come outta the closet, they still gonna love me.

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drellabove:

Lame Things People Should Stop Doing [x]

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sweetuji:

20 Situations In Which I Have No Self Control -> 6.) Dance “I could be at any type of party, I could be tired, not feeling well, in a bad mood, annoyed at boys, it could be a professional setting. But the second a song comes on that has a choreographed dance associated with it yeah you best believe imma be participating in that ish…

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"What a fucking nerd"
- Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

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bugaliciousbuggy:

bugaliciousbuggy:

so im at wondercon…

hOW DID THIS GET OVER A THOUSAND NOTES WTF

bugaliciousbuggy:

bugaliciousbuggy:

so im at wondercon…

hOW DID THIS GET OVER A THOUSAND NOTES WTF

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davidtennantspants:

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

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oozingsurprise:

Moominmamma, the original flower crown hipster queen.

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captainzaksparro:

Her mouth says yes but her heart says I have to get the chaos emeralds

captainzaksparro:

Her mouth says yes but her heart says I have to get the chaos emeralds

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tupacabra:

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Monsters are real, and ghosts are too. They live inside us, and sometimes
they win

Monsters are real, and ghosts are too. They live inside us, and sometimes

they win

(via dascus)

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